For the 2009 OHRRPGCE 8-bit contest, I have taken it upon myself to do a public service, and I have created:
DON’T EAT SOAP!
An Educational Game Starring Bob the Hamster
Soap is bad for you to eat. It is good for washing your hands, but very very bad for you to put in your mouth. If soap ever accidentally gets in your mouth, spit it out! This game is an educational simulation using the latest in 8-bit gaming technology so that you can experience mouth-related soap accidents from the safety of your living-room without risk
of actual hospitalization.
Remember! This is only a game! Do not try it at home!