Archive for June, 2006

ZOMG Knife on a Hamster on a Snake on a Plane!!!!

 Posted by Bob the Hamster on June 21st, 2006

Current mood: Rejuvenated

Knife on a Hamster on a Snake on a Plane!!!

I challenge you all to a HAMSTER KNIFE FIGHT!!!

 Posted by Bob the Hamster on June 16th, 2006

Current mood: Stabby

Exhibit 1: (Not my artwork, this was a source of inspiration)

Exhibit 2: (Not my artwork. Fenrir-Lunaris drew this. It was a source of inspiration)

Exhibit 3: (Yeah, this one is mine!)

Bob the Fighting Machine will cut you! Ya! Ya! Ya!… Can’t… quite… stand… up… *Rrrgh!*

Owl Attack

 Posted by Bob the Hamster on June 15th, 2006

Current mood: Owl-bitten

Last night I dreamed that I was walking in the dark, and I was attacked and bitten by a rather large owl. I had to fight it off with my bare hands.

I’m not sure what it means…

Other than that I now suffer from Strigidaephobia

I’m pretty sure that if you were to walk up to me and hit me in the face with an owl, I would scream like a little girl. Yep, that’s how bad it is.

Good News!

 Posted by Bob the Hamster on June 9th, 2006

Current mood: vindicated

Good news! The earthquake I mentioned the other day came and went, and thankfully it was a very very small one!

The US Geological service has a page about it here:
A microearthquake occurred at 11:08:23 AM (PDT) on Friday, June 9, 2006.
The magnitude 1.0 event occurred 4 km (2 miles) NW of Cabazon, CA.
The hypocentral depth is 18 km (11 miles).

By interesting coincidence, this earthquake occured on the grounds of Morongo Indian Reservation, so since we have now established that I have psychic powers to see the future, I ought to go to their Casino and see if I can clean up on the roulette wheel.

Earthquake Preparedness

 Posted by Bob the Hamster on June 8th, 2006

Current mood: disclairvoyant

According to my calendar, there is an earthquake scheduled for 11:00 pacific time tomorrow, Friday June 9th. I’m not sure where exactly, or whether it will be a big one or a small one, but that is when it is supposed to happen. It is kinda unusual to be given advance warning of these things, but you should definitely take this last minute opportunity to prepare yourself. The Los Angeles Fire Department has a great website about earthquake preparedness.

You know, it is amazing. I had something like five full months of advanced notice about this earthquake, and it is only today, less than 26 hours before the quake that I bother to think about it. I don’t even have a full quake kit at home (although fortunately, I do happen to already own most of the stuff on this list) I guess it is contrary to my nature to pay heed to the oracle.

Here is hoping the damage is minimal!