Hey Brian, well, here's some of the stuff you wanted...tell me if you see
any glaring errors and I'll try and fix em...
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>Beetles and worms eat cabbages, but you can still crush them
>Kabuto mushi toka mushi wa kabetsu o tabemasu kedo mada korosemasu.
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*If you shoot at a certain place on each level, a hidden 1-up appears
>Aru itei no tokoro ni uteba kakusareta 1-up ga detekimasu.

>*Some cabbages and apples are actually secret power ups!
>Tokidoki fuutsu ni mieru kabetsu to ringo wa honto wa "power-ups" de arimasu.
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Webs and soldiers can be destoryed if you shoot them
>Kumo no su to heishi o ikkai uteba nakunarimasu.
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Lagomorphs (bunnies) and Turkish soldiers take a few shots to destroy.
>Usagi to Toruko no heishi wa ipai utanaito naka naka shinimasen. 
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With the third level shot press space to change it's direction
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*Use the level editor (Bobedit.exe) to make spiffy levels!
>"Level editor" (Bobedit.exe) o tsukaeba, jibun de leberu o tsukuremasu.
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*If you win a bonus level you'll get a reward
>Bonus leberu o kateba gohobi o moraimasu
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Try and get the shrews and turks caught by the spiders or huns.
Tongari nezumi to Toruko jin o kumo to Huns ni makashitara kantan ni korosemasu.
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>*Sometimes when you die the bat will come show you where a 1-up is hidden.
>Tokidoki shinimashita ato "bat" ga 1-up ga kakushitearu tokoro o misemasu.

>press + or - to change the game speed. press p to pause the game
>"+" o oseba geemu-ga motto hayaku narimasu.  "-" o oseba geemu ga motto
yukkuri narimasu.  "p" o oseba geemu ga "pause" shimasu.

>*Type BONUS from the title screen to play some extra levels
"BONUS" o typu (my mom said there is no word for type, it's just "typu")
shitara, hokano leberu ni ikemasu.  

>Push cabbages over a plip's starting point and they won't regenerate
Puripu ga hajimete dete kuru tokoro ni kabetsu o oseba eikyuteki ni shinimasu. 

>*Beat the game to learn one of the many secret codes
>Geemu o kateba ironna naisho no code o naraemasu.  

>Oh as for these next guys, I figure they will be quite similar in style...I
just haven't figured out what that is yet...but when I do, I'll get back to ya! 
>Hold Ctrl and alt then press S and get a spit shield (cheater code)
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>Hold Ctrl and alt and press B to make the bat come by
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>Hold Ctrl and type MOPLIP to get extra enemies
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>Hold Ctrl and press a function key. F1 gives you a hat
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>Hold Ctrl and alt and press 1,2, or 3 for better shots (cheater code)
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>Hold Ctrl and press a function key. F6 changes languages
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>Hold Ctrl and alt and press the -/_ or =/+ keys to change Bob's speed
>(cheater code)
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