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"RABBIT TROUBLE:[E][1] those [2] [3]. But [4] expect them to [5]. Rabbit overpopulation [6] and [7].
"[8]:[E]Temperatures are getting hot!![E] One [12] grazer comments:[E][9].[E] So don't chew any flamable cud."
"COLD TIMES:[E][10] weather is [11]. a [12] grazer told us:[E][13]"
"FREEZING TIMES:[E]I am starving because of the [2] weather. This cow [14] says:[E][15]"
"HOT (REALLY HOT) WEATHER:[E] This extremly hot weather is not good for our cows. A farm cow says:[E][16]"
"VIRUS SPREAD:[E]The viruses are spreading fast. Humans, please save the cow race. It is for your benifit.[E][14]:[17]"
"FIRE!!:[E]The fire is getting horible because of the wind! One [18] comments:[E][19]"
"TRADER:[E]Would you be [20] to do [21] with me? (Y/N)"
"[14] [22]:[E]I [23] cows! (Y/N)"
"[26]:[E] I will [27] for:"
"COW IN TREE:[E]A cow got stuck in a tree at 5:00 am today. Emergency cow workers took over two hours getting the cow down. Bob the worker said ``It's hard, getting a cow out of a tree.'' The cow sustianed no injuries."
"COFFIE BREAK:[E]One old cow ended up in the hospital yesterday when he had an over dose of coffie. His frien Gilly says ``I dared him to drink a lot of coffie and he took my dare. I couldn't believe it he had to have drunk at least 560 cups of coffie.''"
"GHOSTS?:[E]Many cows have reported seeing ghosts in the fields. Cow dream expert comments ``These might be caused by some distubence commen to all of them.'' But personally I think they really are seing ghosts."
"COWS WORRIED ABOUT HUMANS:[E]Those humans make me nervous!!! And that white sqare thing in the sky. The cows call it the terminater. One moment aunt betsy is there, the next `MOOOoooo....' and they're gone!"
"MARTIN COW:[E]What is this sudden craze? [24] says ``[25].'' Martin is the name of the future and it will be used!"
"DIRT:[E]Lately cows have been eating dirt. Bob cow told us ``It started out as a dare so I ate some dirt. I loved the way it tasted! My mom does to.'' Try dirt it's good."
"ROLE PLAYING COWS:[E]Scientists have been working on a role playing game for over two years now and they are finally supposed to finish it. It will be due out somtime September. The name is undecided."
"THE WATCHER:[E]Residents of dehido WA have been using watchers frequently.[E] ``The watcher is the best thing since the firehydrent! At only $400 it's a steal."
"INSURENCE MESS UP:[E]The Cow Wrangler's Insurance plan had a problem, it didn't cover anything. But bogu ompleton fixed the problem by suing the company. ``You don't have to worry now the company is clean!!''"
"HAIR- IS IT ONLY A FAD?:[E]Hair was here yesterday and is here today but will it be here tomarrow? Uty Higleton (Owner of Higleton Hair Trimmers Inc.) states ``Having hair on your head is an old trend it will be out just in a couple of years. I expect shavers to become more and more popular''"
"BAD HAIR NEWS:[E]Utly Higelton was caught placing fake articles in local newpappers claiming that hair will be a thing of the past. Morale- Don't believe here (Unless your bald.)"
"EXPEN$IVE PLANT$:[E]Rigel Bobson started out with a $1000 welfare check, then he bought a small lot and planted one rare plant seed. In 5 years the total amount of plants he has has increased 100 fold. Rigel ``The seed cost me $300, the air conditioner $100. From there I kept care of the plants and now I have over $100,000!!''"
"[28]"
"I'm getting tired of"
"I don't like"
"I hate"
"I @#%$#"
"darn"
"crummy"
"crimly"
"&%$%!@%$&"
"vermin"
"rabittses"
"rabitts"
"furry cotin tails"
"I don't"
"I can't"
"I should"
"I"
"die all the sudden"
"just leave"
"go away"
"keep us happy"
"has always been a problem"
"has always bugged me"
"has diseases with it"
"has been bad"
"it always will be"
"I wish i wasn't"
"I hate it"
"I makes me mad"
"BURNIN' UP"
"FIRE TIME"
"HOT WEATHER"
"OUCH!!!"
"I'm afaid I might spontainiously combust!!!"
"I wish it would rain!"
"Maybee a fire will start!!!!"
"That's too bad it's so hot"
"Chilly"
"Freezing"
"Cold"
"Not so hot"
"getting out of hand"
"causing frozen cows"
"bad news"
"good news for only few"
"field"
"mountain"
"lakeside"
"tree"
"BURR-R---r- ... (And keeled over dead)"
"This weather is bad."
"I can't take the cold."
"I'm going to buy a heater!!!"
"George"
"Bossy"
"Bob"
"Henry"
"Help!!!"
"Cold-Weather help --- ... (frozen)"
"This is horrible, terrible @##$^*^# weather"
"I resent that I was ever born!"
"HELP I'm burning up!"
"Flames! Flames!"
"Gargler-..tiple..ad-pop-pop-pop-POW!!!"
"George watch out!! (there are flames behind him.)"
"Help I'm choking (Gag Gag chkkkklllacckk... TIP... CLUNNK."
"HACK HACK HACK...... PLIP PLIP POP KAPOW!!"
"I need more medcine... PLEASE!!!"
"More medical atention for old cows, thats what we need!!"
"motercycle cow"
"on fire cow"
"fat cow"
"elvis impersonater cow"
"Give ME back Montana!!!(cgh)"
"What's that smell... and that stange feeling on me back?"
"What a horrible sight when your friend is on fire!"
"Where are the fire hydrents when we need them."
"interested"
"delighted"
"inclined"
"kind enough"
"bussines"
"a trade"
"a deal"
"a big swap"
"HIPPIE"
"THE COW MAN"
"TRADER"
"THE NICE GUY"
"would like to sell you"
"would like to offer you"
"think you would like some"
"know you want some"
"Martin Sr."
"Boblin"
"Mary"
"Sam"
"I named my kid martin because everybody did"
"Martin is a name of champions"
"Martin ... Martin ... Sounds good doesent it?"
"I love that name!"
"Banker"
"Gotinyio the banker"
"Flat head"
"Ryan the banker"
"buy the land"
"take the land off your hands"
"buy the farm"
"buy the awful looking place"
"Now go on with you, and play the dern game. (I tell you the people these days it seems all they can do is read instructions!)"
"Play the game for goodness sake! Oh- and tell Bob trader I said hi, if you see him."
"Thanks for reading the instructions nobody else ever does!"
"Good luck playing the game. If you have any trouble DON'T bother me!!! Go nag Josh."