"Hi! Are you" " a local?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Yes, I am" " a local." "Why do you" " ask?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "I was wondering" " about the sights" " of this town." " I am a tourist." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Umm... well," " there are" " buildings" " and trees" " and... um" " dirt...and" " grass..." "" "Thats about" " it." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "...No. Im not" " from around" " here." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "GRaaaahh!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Speak to" " the wall," " and your" " questions" " will be" " answered." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "What is the" " meaning of" " life, the" " universe and" " everything?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "42" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "If you are just" " a wall, how" " can you talk?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "I dont. Anyone who" " is dumb enough to" " ask questions to" " a wall is dumb" " enough to hear" " answers too." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Where does " " SPAM come" " from?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "SPAM grows from" " a porktree. But" " the rare fruit " " will only grow" " if a dead pav-" " ender is burried" " under the tree." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "What is your" " favorite" " italian food?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Fetuccini" " Alfredo," " without" " question." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Wow! What" " a nugget!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hi! You look" " like the guy" " that steers " " the ship." "When do we " " sail?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Wadda ya mean" " 'WE' laddie?" "Ye aint goin" " nowhar if" " the Captn" " dont give " " the okay." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Can I steer?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! nay!" " Only a skilly" " swabbie can" " sail Captn" " Dog Ear's" " frigate." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Can I steer again?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "No!No!No!" "No!No!No!" "No!No!No!" "No!No!No!" "Never!No!" "No!No!No!" "No!No!No!" "No!No!No!" "No!No!No!" "NO!NO!NO!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "ZZZZZZZ..." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hmmmgh..." " Mrmpph..." "I must have" " fallen" " asleep" " standing" " up again!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Ooog." " Was I sleepwalking?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! ye want" " to sail?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Yes! I want" " to cross" " the sea." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "No, thanks" " Captn Dog" " Ear. I" " am still" " not done" " here." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Say, do you ever" " get seasick out" " there on the" " high seas?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! Never! I be" " a big tough sea" " swabbie. The" " likes of me dont" " never get sea-" " sick!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" ".... O' course," " sometimes I gets" " dizzy and spills" " me innards over" " the railing, but" " seasick? Never!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Maybe you can help" " me. I have always" " wondered what a" " barnicle really" " is. Is it animal," " vegetable, or" " mineral?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "It aint none of" " those!" "A barnicle is" " like a wart!" " Ships get them" " from handling" " frogs!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Wow. You learn" " something new" " every day." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hey, you must" " be the Captain." " Can I ride on" " your ship?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! We dont" " never shove of" " in the middle" " of the night." "Ask me again" " on the morrow." "While ye be" " waiting, ye" " should make" " sure ye ave a" " ticket. The" " Tavern keeper" " sells them." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Fifteen men on" " a dead man's" " chest!" "Yo-Ho-Ho," " and a barrel" " of blubber!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Wow! look at" " all this whale" " blubber!" " I didnt know" " that this was" " a whaling ship" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "It aint, M'lad." " This here be" " the food stores" " for our next" " voyage!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Augh! you EAT" " this stuf!?!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Dont animal" " activists" " get mad" " that you" " kill all" " those" " whales?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Ye landlubbers" " be mighty daft." "Since when do " " ye have to" " kill a whale" " to get the" " blubber out o" " him?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Arrrgh, Ye lubber!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Id like to" " ride your" " ship. I" " have a" " ticket." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Aye. that ye" " do." "Were about to" " shove off." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hi Captain!" " can I ride" " yor ship?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "OhHo?" " Well, we dont" " take on pass-" " angers for" " free." " How do ye plan" " on payin?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hmmm... I could" " wash dishes!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Har-Har-Har!" " You be a dull lad!" " We sturdy sea-folk" " dont USE dishes." " we eats off the" " floor with our" " hands, and drinks" " our grog straight" " from the barrel!" "If you want to sail" " with us, ye best" " be buying passage" " at the Tavern in" " town." "" "" "" "" "" "" "Sounds great!" " Im ready." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Um.. on second" " thought, I" " need to do" " some really" " important" " things in" " town first." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Arrgh, ye scurvy" " salts! Hoist" " anchor! Raise" " the jib! Reef" " the topsail!" " Batten the " " hatches!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Wow! Were" " moving!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Oog. I feel" " a wee bit" " nauseous." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! Whars" " my helmsman?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "You mean the" " guy that" " works the" " RUDDER?" "Hes on the" " POOPDECK." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Er- oh..." " Good. thats" " where he is" " supposed to" " be." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Say, nice" " MIZZENMAST!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Aye, It IS a" " nice bit of" " timber." "Built the whole" " ship with wood" " from the" " Gallopig" " forest." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Even the KEEL?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Aye, that too." "" "Say, ye seem to" " know your way" " about a ship." "How would ye" " like to nav-" " igate a while?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Sure! Sounds" " fun!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Oh, no thanks." " Im hardly" " qualified." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Move aside, matey," " Me friend Bob" " here is goin to" " steer a bit." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Are you sure thats" " a good idea, Captn?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "ARRRGH! I be the" " Captn, and you" " best do as I say!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Yeah! He be the" " captain, and you" " best do as he" " say!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! No!" " Veer left!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! That" " was a quick" " voyage!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "AAARRRGGH!" " Ye wrecked me" " ship!" "Ill run ye " " through!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "...Wait....this island.." "" "This is the hideout of" " the pirates of penance!" " they stole a fortune" " from me!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "If ye get me back" " my treasure, I" " wont slit yer" " gizzard." "In fact, if you" " get my treasure " " back, Ill even" " forgive you for" " smashing me" " ship!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Well, in that" " case, I had" " better start" " searching." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hey! Thanks" " for letting" " me out of" " there!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Who put you" " in here?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Those Pirates" " of Pennance" " locked me in" " here." "Actualy they" " are very nice" " fellows," " aside from " " the fact that" " they are" " bloodthirsty" " pirates." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "They apologised" " very sincerely" " after they" " locked me in" " here." "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hi, Bob!" " Thanks" " again!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hey there" " Captain!" "Any way you" " can help" " me?" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hmmm... Well," " Last time I" " fought the" " Pirates of" " Pennance, I" " Sang a Hymn." "When a monk" " hears a hymn" " he cant help" " but sing" " along. It" " distracts" " him from his" " fighting." "" "" "" "" "" "" "Hey you!" " Hand over" " Captn Dog" " Ear's" " gold!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Aaargh! Thou must" " beat me for it!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "La, La La La" " La La Laaa!" "" "Laa Laa Laa Laa" " La Laaa!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Argh! I wont give" " ye the gold just" " for singing me" " favorite hymn!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Wow! Its The" " Captn's gold!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Avast! Ye found" " me gold! Ye" " aint such a" " lilly-livered" " landlubber" " after all!" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "" "Yer timing" " be good too!" "Me ship be" " nearly ship-" " shape again." "" "Lets shove" " off!" 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