{"id":175,"date":"2009-06-06T20:45:56","date_gmt":"2009-06-07T03:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=175"},"modified":"2015-06-30T13:16:38","modified_gmt":"2015-06-30T20:16:38","slug":"dont-eat-soap-an-educational-game-starring-bob-the-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"DON’T EAT SOAP! An Educational Game Starring Bob the Hamster"},"content":{"rendered":"

For the 2009 OHRRPGCE 8-bit contest<\/a>,\u00a0 I have taken it upon myself to do a public service, and I have created:<\/p>\n

DON’T EAT SOAP!<\/strong><\/p>\n

An Educational Game Starring Bob the Hamster<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Dont<\/em><\/p>\n

Soap is bad for you to eat. It is good for washing your hands, but very very bad for you to put in your mouth. If soap ever accidentally gets in your mouth, spit it out! This game is an educational simulation using the latest in 8-bit gaming technology so that you can experience mouth-related soap accidents from the safety of your living-room without risk
\nof actual hospitalization.<\/p>\n

August 2013 update:<\/strong><\/p>\n

I am please to announce that an updated version of Don’t Eat Soap<\/strong> has been released for the OUYA Console. This new version features 15 new levels (for a total of 40 levels) and 3 new enemies. There are also an assortment of small bugfixes and tiny improvements. Now you can not eat soap in even more style than before!<\/p>\n

Remember! This is only a game! Do not try it at home!<\/p>\n

Download it here in a ZIP file<\/a><\/p>\n

Download it here as a Windows Installer<\/a><\/p>\n

Download it here as a Mac App<\/a><\/p>\n

This game is available on Android via Google Play<\/a><\/p>\n

This game is also available on the OUYA console<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For the 2009 OHRRPGCE 8-bit contest,\u00a0 I have taken it upon myself to do a public service, and I have created: DON’T EAT SOAP! An Educational Game Starring Bob the Hamster Soap is bad for you to eat. It is good for washing your hands, but very very bad for you to put in your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,5,4,6,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-hamster","category-nonsense","category-ohrrpgce","category-programming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions\/243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}