{"id":36,"date":"2005-05-28T00:57:35","date_gmt":"2005-05-28T08:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/james\/?p=36"},"modified":"2007-10-09T19:04:54","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T03:04:54","slug":"fightin-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Fightin&#8217; Words&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Current mood: Feisty<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gilgamesh.hamsterrepublic.com\/albums\/Sketch\/my_hamster_can_kick_your_ass.png\" style=\"clear: right; margin: 1em; float: right\" \/>Now I am not going to <a href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/jennih\">name names<\/a>, but some people have been going around, acting all tough, talking big, and making threats that I don&#8217;t think they are prepared to back up.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t usually say stuff like this, so I am just goin&#8217; to say it once, and say it clear; <em><strong>My hamster can kick your hamster&#8217;s ass<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes he can, and that is not a threat, it is a promise. My hamster is the baddest rodent this side of the cosmetics testing laboratory, and he don&#8217;t take no nothing from nobody <em>nohow<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>My hamster knows <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shaolin.com\/\">Kung-Fu<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.swagga.com\/voodoo.htm\">Voodoo<\/a> too; He looks good&#8230; without a shirt&#8230; and he&#8217;s goin&#8217; out west where they&#8217;ll apreciate him!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood: Feisty Now I am not going to name names, but some people have been going around, acting all tough, talking big, and making threats that I don&#8217;t think they are prepared to back up. I don&#8217;t usually say stuff like this, so I am just goin&#8217; to say it once, and say it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-hamster","category-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}