{"id":41,"date":"2005-06-09T23:04:11","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T07:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/james\/?p=41"},"modified":"2005-06-09T23:04:11","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T07:04:11","slug":"bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"BACON"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Current mood: Evil (ish)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We now interrupt your regularly scheduled bacon for this important announcement:<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Bzzzrrk!*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Try delicious new BACON\u2122 brand BACON\u2122! Now with absolutely <em>no<\/em> HUMAN SOULS\u2122!<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Bzzzrrk!*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No, no, no! That&#8217;s not right! Let&#8217;s start again!<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Bzzzrrk!*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Try delicious new BACON\u2122 brand BACON\u2122! The <em>only<\/em> bacon which does not now nor has it ever contained any HUMAN SOULS\u2122 whatsoever! Our BACON\u2122 is made from the purest, finest, freshest most lushious and delicious slices of real pig. Yes, real pig is what the children ask for, and parents who love their children feed them BACON\u2122! Buy BACON\u2122 brand BACON\u2122, and buy it with confidence; and remember! BACON\u2122 brand BACON\u2122 contains no HUMAN SOULS\u2122! Nope, none! Not at all. No SOULS\u2122.<\/p>\n<p><em>BACON\u2122 and HUMAN SOULS\u2122 are registered trademarks of THE BACON CORPORATION. All rights reserved. Infringe on our intellectual property and our lawyers will eat your soul! Eat it with BACON\u2122!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>*Bzzzrrk!*<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood: Evil (ish) We now interrupt your regularly scheduled bacon for this important announcement: *Bzzzrrk!* Try delicious new BACON\u2122 brand BACON\u2122! Now with absolutely no HUMAN SOULS\u2122! *Bzzzrrk!* No, no, no! That&#8217;s not right! Let&#8217;s start again! *Bzzzrrk!* Try delicious new BACON\u2122 brand BACON\u2122! The only bacon which does not now nor has it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}