{"id":63,"date":"2005-09-12T20:27:52","date_gmt":"2005-09-13T04:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/james\/?p=63"},"modified":"2007-10-09T22:10:03","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T06:10:03","slug":"the-third-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"The Third Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Current mood: triple<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The third eye is a symbol of enlightenment.<br \/>\nThe third eye is a mark of inner vision.<br \/>\nThe third eye is a center of chakra.<br \/>\nThe third eye can see things that mortal eyes miss.<br \/>\nThe third eye never blinks.<br \/>\n<em>Third Eye Blind<\/em> is a band.<br \/>\nThe third eye can shoot deadly red lasers.<br \/>\nGlasses for the third eye are hella expensive&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;because the frames have to be special-ordered.<br \/>\nIt is best to just buy two pairs of contact lenses&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;and throw away the extra one.<br \/>\nor keep it as a spare, whatever.<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t have to throw it away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood: triple The third eye is a symbol of enlightenment. The third eye is a mark of inner vision. The third eye is a center of chakra. The third eye can see things that mortal eyes miss. The third eye never blinks. Third Eye Blind is a band. The third eye can shoot deadly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rambling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}