{"id":65,"date":"2005-10-05T18:50:22","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T02:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/james\/?p=65"},"modified":"2007-10-11T15:46:51","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T22:46:51","slug":"americas-next-top-communist-dictator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"America&#8217;s Next Top Communist Dictator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Current mood: Moving<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gilgamesh.hamsterrepublic.com\/albums\/Sketch\/Mao_stamp.jpg\" style=\"margin: 1em; clear: right; float: right\" \/>Reality Television! Everybody loves it! nobody can get enough of it! Get ready for this year&#8217;s hottest new sensation in unscripted prime-time entertainment.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong><big>America&#8217;s Next Top <span>Communist<\/span> Dictator<\/big><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>You heard right! Fifteen randomly selected leftists will live together for five weeks in a big house in Malibu, and their <em>real<\/em> unscripted lives will be televised. At the end of the season, America&#8217;s viewers will vote for their favorite, and the winner will become the next <strong>Chairman of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/People%27s_Republic_of_China\">People&#8217;s Republic of China<\/a><\/strong>!!!<\/p>\n<p>Co-hosted by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/P._Diddy\">P. Diddy<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mao_Zedong..Writings\">The Writings of Mao Zedong<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood: Moving Reality Television! Everybody loves it! nobody can get enough of it! Get ready for this year&#8217;s hottest new sensation in unscripted prime-time entertainment. America&#8217;s Next Top Communist Dictator You heard right! Fifteen randomly selected leftists will live together for five weeks in a big house in Malibu, and their real unscripted lives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}