{"id":70,"date":"2005-11-23T15:52:33","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T23:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/james\/?p=70"},"modified":"2007-10-09T22:35:22","modified_gmt":"2007-10-10T06:35:22","slug":"im-afraid-of-fluffy-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Afraid of Fluffy Sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Current mood: terrified \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/james_paige_3.37038190\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gilgamesh.hamsterrepublic.com\/albums\/Sketch\/scary_sheep.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, you know you want one. This is taken from <a href=\"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/bobcomic\/index.php?chapter=3&amp;page=0\">this<\/a> episode of my rarely-updated <a href=\"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/bobcomic\/\">Bob the Hamster comic<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood: terrified Yeah, you know you want one. This is taken from this episode of my rarely-updated Bob the Hamster comic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-hamster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}