{"id":87,"date":"2006-05-15T08:20:45","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T16:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/james\/?p=87"},"modified":"2007-10-11T15:43:45","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T22:43:45","slug":"kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"KITTENS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Current mood: kittenified<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So I got to work this morning, and I was on my way upstairs, and one of my co-workers comes after me saying &#8220;Hey! Big James! I need to talk to you!&#8221;, And of course I expected a computer question, but instead he says &#8220;You like cats?&#8221; and he shows me this box with 4 little kittens in it.<br \/>\nI made the mistake of picking one up and holding it and bonding with it, which made it all the more painful that I can&#8217;t take it home.<\/p>\n<p>So if any of my friends in southern California needs a small soft fuzzy mewling ball of PURE LOVE, tell me double-quick and I can put you in contact with Fred. Hurry, before they all go to some random stranger in the super-market parking-lot!<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gilgamesh.hamsterrepublic.com\/albums\/Photo-Blog\/Kitten.jpg\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood: kittenified So I got to work this morning, and I was on my way upstairs, and one of my co-workers comes after me saying &#8220;Hey! Big James! I need to talk to you!&#8221;, And of course I expected a computer question, but instead he says &#8220;You like cats?&#8221; and he shows me this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rambling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}