{"id":91,"date":"2006-06-15T14:21:50","date_gmt":"2006-06-15T22:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hamsterrepublic.com\/james\/?p=91"},"modified":"2007-10-11T11:16:18","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T19:16:18","slug":"owl-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Owl Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Current mood: Owl-bitten<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gilgamesh.hamsterrepublic.com\/albums\/Sketch\/Fat_Owl.png\" style=\"margin: 1em; clear: right; float: right\" height=\"136\" width=\"136\" \/><br \/>\nLast night I dreamed that I was walking in the dark, and I was attacked and bitten by a rather large owl. I had to fight it off with my bare hands.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what it means&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Other than that I now suffer from <strong><em>Strigidaephobia<\/em><\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that if you were to walk up to me and hit me in the face with an owl, I would scream like a little girl. Yep, that&#8217;s how bad it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood: Owl-bitten Last night I dreamed that I was walking in the dark, and I was attacked and bitten by a rather large owl. I had to fight it off with my bare hands. I&#8217;m not sure what it means&#8230; Other than that I now suffer from Strigidaephobia&#8230; I&#8217;m pretty sure that if you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/james.hamsterrepublic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}