Archive for the ‘hamster’ Category

Bob the Hamster in the Crypt of Baconthulhu

 Posted by James Paige on May 7th, 2009

I made Bob the Hamster in the Crypt of Baconthulhu for the 2009 OHRRPGCE Terrible Games Contest.

EDIT: My game narrowly won first place! See the results here: HamsterSpeak Issue 27

To give you a taste of the game, here is a brief “Director’s Commentary” video of it.

Also, I should note that the youtube video doesn’t do justice to the game’s music. It was composed by Nigel “Jabbercat” McBride, and it really makes the atmosphere.

If you want to try this game yourself, the direct download link is here: http://HamsterRepublic.com/dl/baconthulhu.zip

This zip includes an exe for windows, but the game also runs in Linux, as long as you have the Linux version of the OHRRPGCE.

(Old) Bob the Hamster Sidescroller

 Posted by James Paige on February 12th, 2008


I recently ported some of my ancient QuickBasic code to FreeBasic. One such piece of code was an old unfinished prototype of a Bob the Hamster jump-and-run side scrolling game.

You can download the results here ↵
bob-old-sidescroller.zip

You can move Bob around a single level, and interact with a few objects, although there are no enemies to fight.

This code is notable in O.H.R.RPG.C.E history because, as best as I can remember, it is the first Hamster Republic code to use the multi-directional scrolling code used for the OHRRPGCE’s maps.

I have no plans to finish this code, but I do have another sidescroller in the works

Who Shot Bob the Hamster?

 Posted by James Paige on July 2nd, 2007

Current mood: coma-ey

I was too distraught to post about this earlier, but yes, it is true, somebody has shot Bob the Hamster!

He’s in the hospital right now, in a coma. The details of the attempted assassination are still unclear. Because the Hamster Republic has no standing police force, we are asking the public for help in investigating the crime. You can find details here. Apparently the shooter was arrogant enough to leave a string of cryptic clues to his identity.

ZOMG Knife on a Hamster on a Snake on a Plane!!!!

 Posted by James Paige on June 21st, 2006

Current mood: Rejuvenated

Knife on a Hamster on a Snake on a Plane!!!

I challenge you all to a HAMSTER KNIFE FIGHT!!!

 Posted by James Paige on June 16th, 2006

Current mood: Stabby

Exhibit 1: (Not my artwork, this was a source of inspiration)

Exhibit 2: (Not my artwork. Fenrir-Lunaris drew this. It was a source of inspiration)

Exhibit 3: (Yeah, this one is mine!)

Bob the Fighting Machine will cut you! Ya! Ya! Ya!… Can’t… quite… stand… up… *Rrrgh!*

Need a Hug?

 Posted by James Paige on February 25th, 2006

Current mood: shamelessly self-promoting

I re-colored one of my Bob the Hamster drawings this morning, and slapped it on a couple dozen cafepress products, in order to satisfy your adorable-hamster-apparel needs!

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I’m Afraid of Fluffy Sheep

 Posted by James Paige on November 23rd, 2005

Current mood: terrified

Yeah, you know you want one. This is taken from this episode of my rarely-updated Bob the Hamster comic.

Fightin’ Words…

 Posted by James Paige on May 28th, 2005

Current mood: Feisty

Now I am not going to name names, but some people have been going around, acting all tough, talking big, and making threats that I don’t think they are prepared to back up.

I don’t usually say stuff like this, so I am just goin’ to say it once, and say it clear; My hamster can kick your hamster’s ass.

Yes he can, and that is not a threat, it is a promise. My hamster is the baddest rodent this side of the cosmetics testing laboratory, and he don’t take no nothing from nobody nohow.

My hamster knows Kung-Fu, Voodoo too; He looks good… without a shirt… and he’s goin’ out west where they’ll apreciate him!

Robo Bob 1000 !!!

 Posted by James Paige on May 11th, 2005

Happyness is a Hang-Gliding Hamster

 Posted by James Paige on April 27th, 2005

Current mood: Groovy

Yes it is true. Happyness is a hang-gliding hamster, flying free as a cloud, soaring over ice-capped mountains, then green fluffy forests, then over sun-bleached fields of wheat that spead as far as the eye can see, and finally out over the glistening sparking gemstone-blue ocean. At this point, a cold front being carried by the ocean currents causes the hamster to lose altitude uncontrollably, and he plunges into… er. No! Happy! Happy! Happy! …. um… then at this point, warm updrafts from a warm ocean current carry the hamster to dizzying new heights, and he soars all the way across the ocean, and finally lands in a crowded marketplace in Hong Kong, where in spite of an inability to comminicate verbally with the locals, he manages to trade his hang-glider for a questionably-packaged DVD boxed-set of several of his favorite Anime, before hopping on a cruise-ship back to the states.