Trading my Death in for a Puppy (Need Advice!)

 Posted by Bob the Hamster on July 15th, 2005

Current mood: Delighted

I have recently come in to a nearly limitless supply of DEATH.

Yes, that is right! For the past few weeks I have been banking a large number of really high quality death-threats, including “I’ll Kill you!“, “Your’e gonna die!” and the ever-popular “Oh, you want some death, don’t you?!

So I was thinking about what I am going to do with all these death threats, and I decided that the best thing would be to Trade them in for a Puppy.

This picture here is a quick sketch of one I was looking at in the pound this morning. I don’t quite have enough* death threats to afford him yet, but they promised to hold him for me until the end of the month.

Isn’t he cute? Do you think I am making a good choice? I am thinking of naming him zippy. Anybody got any other suggestions?

* Technically, I do already have enough death to trade afford the puppy, but some of the death threats I have received were accompanied by actual strangulation attempts, and as such, they have too much sentimental value for me to just trade them away. As you all know, a strangle is just a hug, aimed a little too high.

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