Pink Elephant

 Posted by Bob the Hamster on August 2nd, 2005

Behold! I am Elephim; the Great Pink Elephant! Patron Saint of Raspberry Shnapps, and Guardian Angel of those who, thanks to high tolerance and body-mass-index, remain sober enough to drive home safely, yet are just drunk enough to fail a breathalyzer test! Those who honor me may do so by over-tipping your barmaid! Those who worship me may do so by driving a stolen tractor through your neigbor’s cactus-patch at 2:15 AM while singing How Dry I Am off-key and dischaging a firearm into the air. To know me is to love me, and to love me is to not remember who has your keys in the morning.

It will rain today. Your lucky numbers are 3, 118, 4, 5, 6

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