Posted by Bob the Hamster on April 29th, 2005

Current mood: 15% More Stressed than Usual

Just so my millions and millions of nonexistant imaginary blog readers don’t worry about me, I will not have internet access for about a week because I am traveling to a strange foreign land on a quest to prevent an evil man with a handlebar moustache and a top hat from tying this house to the railroad tracks. When I catch him he will no doubt laugh maniacally, and twist the aforementioned moustache between his thumb and forefinger, and then I shall punch him in the nose and save the day. Whether or not the house will consent to give me its hand in holy matrimony is entirely up to her (the house)

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